first Women in bed footwear shoes with high heels.
second Men always have an erection and are ready to go into action at any time.
third When a woman oral sex just 10 seconds to meet.
4th If a guy held in place as a woman masturbating, woman starts to cry from shame, but rather to submit to.
5. When a man ejaculates on woman's face, the woman at the smiling gratefully.
6th Women enjoying sex with young, poor, middle-aged men.
7th Women sigh uncontrollably when guys smoke penis.
8th Both sexes have always orgasm simultaneously.
9th All women are horny. Always.
10th Porn of the seventies could not exist without the guitar solos in the background.
11th Well established and satisfactory sexual practices of men cram their polostoporenĂ˝ penis repeatedly into the vagina.
12th Men always orgasm when the revue "OH YEAH!".
13th Woman on the face guaranteed to conjure a smile double penetration.
14th There are Asian.
15th If you nab a young couple in the bushes, a friend or a bit concerned not mind if her mouth, stick it into the penis.
16th Nurses smoke their patients.
17th The man pulled him always.
18th If you are a woman caught having sex with her best friend, only melancholy to angry before, as in intercourse and she added.
19th Women never hurt head. And no menses.
20th When a woman smokes penis, it is very important that the man resembled the sentence: "Suck it.".
21st Anus are clean.
22nd Women are always pleasantly surprised when they find a guy in underwear penis.
23rd Males of sex never do not ask.
24th When a woman smokes a guy, the guy always puts one hand on the nape of the neck and the other women have proudly vbok.
25th Every guy has a penis as big as Peter North.
26th All women are completely and perfectly vydepilované. Everywhere.
27th Any girl with copmi is designated as a "teen".
28th Each other is a MILF. (Mom I'd Like Fuck-Mama, I would be * al.)
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